My Kakistocratical Mind

Holly Bernice McLoughlin
Union Grove, Alabama

(Source: jennamills, via cuteautumn)

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Why does the argument Picard Vs. Janeway always result in some sexist double-standard debate in this house!? Sigh.

When Janeway gets assimilated by the Borg, She uses it as a tactical advantage and gets them HOME
When Picard gets assimilated by the Borg, he becomes Locutus and kills thousands

When Janeway falls in love, that is when she lets herself, she doesn’t let it distract her from command
When Picard falls in love, he goes and plays music in the Jefferies tubes with Neela


When Janeway loses her fiance Mark to another while she is away, she pushed on.
When Picard (thought he) lost Neela, he went to his quarters and considered giving up his music.

When Janeway gets flung into the Delta Quadrant, she fights 7 years straight to get her crew home.
When Picard gets (temporarily) flung into the Delta Quadrant, he begs to Q to bring them home.

Janeway drinks coffee: BLACK
Picard drinks, Earl Grey tea

When Janeway deals with Q it is because he wants to mate with her.
When Picard deals with Q it is because he wants to mess with him.

While Picard is busy talking his way out of problems he caused, Janeway punches through and fixes problems she did not cause.

Enough Said. Janeway is my Hero.

(via fuckyeahjaneway)

Meanwhile at the Temporal Integrity Commission...

agent dickson:

sir i'm picking up a temporal disturbance

commander cox:

location?

dickson:

4159 mark 710

cox:

check to see if it's a KEJ-category disturbance

dickson:

sir it's in the gamma quadrant, i don't see how it could possibly--

cox:

dickson what's the one and only rule of a KEJ

dickson:

a KEJ has no rules sir

cox:

exactly

dickson:

picking up the signal now sir

dickson:

my god

cox:

I TOLD YOU

cox:

never rule out a KEJ

cox:

all right bring her in

dickson:

activating the temporal transport

cox:

dickson:

janeway:

well hello boys long time no see

cox:

you were here last thursday

janeway:

really it seems longer

janeway:

so how's your daughter doing in chemistry class

cox:

better since her last test thanks for asking

janeway:

and dickson please thank your mother for that scrumptious apple pie recipe and give her my love

dickson:

i'll be sure to tell her you dropped by

cox:

now kathryn step into my office and have a seat

janeway:

hey you moved the sofa

cox:

dickson can you have the duratron heavy load unit bring in the janeway file please

dickson:

incoming sir

janeway:

honestly this is the 29th century and you people are still using paper

dickson:

no it's a data crystal and it's actually the size of a whale

janeway:

that's ridiculous

janeway:

maybe the size of a dolphin

cox:

janeway:

anyway i sense this is going to be a long conversation and i haven't had lunch

janeway:

what's today's special in the cafeteria

dickson:

kate's temporally incursive chicken curry

janeway:

damn i was hoping for the beef and potatoes a la janeway

cox:

look kathryn we've picked up a temporal disturbance in the gamma quadrant and we know that you're responsible

janeway:

look at you people getting all upset over an innocent little field trip

cox:

a what

janeway:

my captain's assistant naomi wildman was learning about changelings in social studies class and she wanted to see one up close and personal

janeway:

and since current changelings are a little fucked up and not very kid-friendly i decided to drive her back in time so she could meet one before they got all dominion-y

cox:

how the hell did you manage to open up a temporal rift to another quadrant

janeway:

i'll tell you the secret if you bring me my special chair

janeway:

my feet hurt after a long day of boldly going

cox:

all right bring the chair dickson

dickson:

yes sir, that's the one with the built-in coffee warmer and foot massage right

janeway:

with the gold lettering i did

cox:

no i had them scrub the lettering

janeway:

why

cox:

kathryn you cannot have a chair at the temporal integrity commission that says "time is my bitch"

janeway:

cox:

hold on i'm getting a message from ruth in diagnostics

cox:

she wants to know if you're still on for the theater this friday

janeway:

tell her yeah

cox:

cox:

do you ever feel like you're here too often

janeway:

janeway:

janeway:

janeway:

no

“Don’t apologize. It’s been the high point of my day. Don’t. Do it again.”

—   Commander Sisko, from the episode “Cardassians.”
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